ridiculous

September 30th, 2008 | Posted by:
anonymous

I took pho­to­graphic evi­dence of my roommate-from-hell she was so unbe­liev­ably dirty.
1) Yes, she was a loud chewer–and not only with cereal and chips, but soft things too, like…bread. Or pud­ding, which she ate in buck­ets. It was wet-sounding and lip-slopping mis­ery.
2)She_breathed_loud, 24/7 and snored–while she slept in her trash-infused bed, her pants would also ride down so I could see her crack if I wasn’t care­ful enough.
3) She show­ered once a week
4) The trash on her side of the room was lit­er­ally thigh-high. And not just laundry–old Dorito bags, used sub wrap­pers, half empty coke cans, actual, filthy GARBAGE. This is what I took a pic­ture of, since I knew no one could believe stuff could lit­er­ally be above my knee. But I SWEAR, it was. Half a room of pure, unadul­ter­ated garbage.
And finally:
5.) She crapped the bed, pissed the bed, and bled period-blood on the bed in the first two months. The sheets were never changed.
The stench was so bad I had to get the RA involved, and when we left for the year, the Dorm charged her for the mat­tress it was stained so badly. I wanted to throw up every moment I was in that room.

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2 Responses to “ridiculous”

  1. jeangbaek on February 5, 2010 10:16 am

    this post would speak vol­umes more if there were photos

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  2. admin(david) on February 5, 2010 4:34 pm

    I know right? I hope the orig­i­nal poster finds this and sends me the pic­ture. But I don’t know if I REALLY want to see those pix.

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